Sunday 14 April 2024

Wilson Phillips in Gunge Court

 

Wilson Phillips in Gunge Court

Carnie Wilson was a member of Wilson Phillips along with Chynna Phillips and her sister Wendy Wilson. She began to get annoyed and a bit hurt by the fact that the other two members of the group would almost always get all of the attention. This was mainly because of their looks. Carnie was beautiful too, but she took a lot of flack due to her weight. This, of course, was completely unfair. She decided that she would try to get pay back on the other two member of the group for all of this.


She challenged them on an episode of a show that allowed people to get their own back on people in their lives. The format of the show was Gunge court. She decided to take em to gunge court in the style of Doug Lewallen. Carnie was very confident in her case, plus she figured that a lot of people would have preferred to see the other two messed rather than just her.

Carnie looked more confident than the other two. They looked much more nervous as they came into the court room. Carnie was allowed to give her side of the story first. She explained how the other two members of the group got all of the attention and that they were not as supportive as they could have been. The other two were then allowed to give their defence. They stated that her gripe was really with the media and with fans. They stated that it was not their fault that she did not get as much attention and that they had absolutely no control over that situation.


When the arguments were over, it was finally time for the audience/ jury to vote. They all voted. Everyone looked that much more nervous as they awaited the verdict. The results were given to the judge to read out. “In the case of Carnie Wilson vs. Wendy Wilson and Chynna Phillips, the jury finds the defendants, guilty as charged. Bailiff.” The two women looked at each other in shock. Carnie smirked and smiled. She clapped. The two ladies shook their heads in disbelief as the bailiff came to lead them to witness stand.

This time, however, it would not be the traditional gunge tank, Carnie would be getting the chance to do this herself. She really deserved the opportunity to do this to her bandmates. They were also her sister and one of her best friends. This would be doubly sweet for her. She would finally be the one to get the last laugh on them.


The two ladies huddled together on the witness stand, almost embracing. They wished that they had not worn halter tops. Carnie was called forward. Multiple buckets were then brought out. She was allowed to get behind the box so she could do the messing. She was given the first bucket. It was time for the punishment to be dealt out.

The judge read out the verdict and the sentence once again. Carnie was then told that she may carry out the punishment. The two ladies closed their eyes and embraced as Carnie lifted the first bucket. She smiled widely as she readied herself. She was going to enjoy each and every moment of this. She had waited for a moment like this for a very long time.

She lifted the bucket and then began to pour the contents of it all over her bandmates. She took aim and moved the bucket back and forth. This bucket contained dark blue gunge. She took great pleasure in dumping it back and forth all over Chynna and Wendy. It oozed down their heads and bodies. She tried to get it all over them as much as possible.

She then took a bucket of pink gunge and began dumping it over them. The two ladies felt the cold slimy gunge all over their bare arms. It went down their halter tops into their cleavage as well. She dumped it on their heads as well. She then started to pour a bucket of green slime over them. They raised their legs and tried to cover themselves as best they could, but the slime was all over them. The warmth of their bodies warmed up the slimy mess some.


Carnie then dumped orange gunge all over them. She dumped it wildly over them, getting it absolutely everywhere. She then took her hands and rubbed the gunge around in their faces and on their heads. Two ladies were covered in mess from head to toe. Carnie pumped her fist and smiled.

She was interviewed after the gunging. “That was awesome. It was even better than I had imagined.” She was then asked if she had any remorse for what she had just done. “Nah,” she replied,” They absolutely deserved that. I loved every minute of it.”

fake mess BT Jane

 fake mess BT Jane



Sunday 7 April 2024

Faith Hill gets country

 

Faith Hill gets country

Faith Hill was a country crossover singer much like Shania Twain and Leann Rimes. She was a massive star for a period of time in the late nineties. However, she made an album that many felt betrayed her country roots. The country community was not happy about this. They completely turned against her. They did not play her songs on their stations and her album failed in comparison to her previous albums.


At the country awards, Faith was called up to the podium. Two of the older country artists were already there. When she was called to the stage, she was greeted by scattered boos. Some of her fellow artists were even booing her. She looked quite uncomfortable, but tried to force a smile anyway.

“Welcome to the country music awards Faith. It’s a bit odd seeing you here. We didn’t think you made country music anymore.” “Well,” Faith tried to answer, but was cut off. “Yeah, your new album didn’t really sound country at all, yet here you are.” “Well, we here in Nashville have a special surprise for you to let you know how we feel about you.” Faith cheered up a little thinking they may have gotten her some kind of gift.


At that moment the two other singers backed away in either direction. Faith was confused by this. She never suspected what was about to happen to her. From above, gallons of manure began to fall all over her. She screamed as it poured over her head and all over her body. She was frozen in place as the manure washed over her.


The other artists then took bushels filled with rotten fruit and vegetables and tossed them over her. She was in shock at what was happening to her. The audience cheered in delight. In their minds, she really deserved this for making an album with music which was slightly different from what they liked. She covered her face with her hands as she was pelted with rotten produce.


Finally a massive bucket of pig slop was produced. It had the word slop written upon it. It was filled with legitimate slop. Everyone cheered as the slop bucket was brought over and then tipped all over Faith Hill. The slop poured all over her. It was foul smelling and truly revolting. The audience laughed uproariously at the gorgeous singer’s messy downfall.

Alicia Silverstone fake mess 3

 Alicia Silverstone fake mess 3



Sunday 31 March 2024

Caitlin Clark team player

 

Caitlin Clark team player

Caitlin Clark might be the greatest female basketball player of all time. She got a ton of spotlight. People were coming to Iowa games just to see her. The rest of the team began to get very jealous of her. It was as if she was out there on her own, but it was a team game. She could not do what she did without her team mates. They began to get angry because everyone always only wanted to talk to Caitlin. From the fans to the media. The rest of the team was sick to death of it. They also thought that Caitlin was starting to get a big head because of all of the hype around her. They wanted to get one over on her. They would not do it during a game though, because they still wanted to wins games. They forgot that her talent was a big reason why the team was enjoying the success that they were. All the same, they planned on getting their revenge after a tournament game.


They had won and Caitlin was getting all of the spotlight again. She was being interviewed by a slew of reporters. The only question that the others were getting was how does it feel to play with Caitlin Clark. While she was being interviewed, her teammates came in. They interrupted the interview. One of them chimed in,” We are so excited for the win and we are so excited for Caitlin and how great she is,” she said, somewhat sarcastically,” We have a surprise for you Caitlin to show you how we feel about all of your well-earned success.” Caitlin smiled, not catching the sarcasm in her teammate’s voice.


She was then startled, when the team poured a large barrel of what initially looked like Gatorade over her. It turned out not to be Gatorade at all, but red slime in the barrel. Caitlin gasped as the team laughed. She was soon covered in slime. Her white Iowa uniform was all red and pink now. The slime covered her dark hair and poured all over her body.


The team then slammed her with a ton of creamy pies. She tried to shield herself with her hands as all of her teammates thrust pies all over her face and body. They were every flavour imaginable. Pie plates stuck all over her body and to her hair. She was soon covered in pies.

They then sprayed her with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. They ran around her and sprayed her all over. They sang and danced, teasing her. They laughed wildly as they covered their team leader in mess.


When it was all over, Caitlin took a deep breath. “I actually kind of deserved that so I am going to let it pass,” she smiled, wiping pie and whipped cream from her face. She then did her best to continue along with the interview.

Laura Harris fake mess

Laura Harris fake mess